obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

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Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

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officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

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artichokehold:

underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike 

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"If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her"